Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

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Suzanne is so important

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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Marcy and Bonnie.
"Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them."
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"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."
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